Sunday, March 8, 2009

Not Me! Monday


Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Sorry for the hiatus last week. I did not post anything last week because I did nothing wrong all week. :)

As for this week, I was also a perfect angel(a). ;) Here are some things I would never do.

I did not leave the indoor lights to my van on all the way home from a birthday party on Saturday night so that Andrew could read his new book, and then leave it on longer because he thought it was cool. And because I didn't do that, I would never have taken several pictures over my shoulder while driving down the road. That is dangerous!

And at aforementioned birthday party, I did not take a certain amount of pride that my child didn't want to get the seat of his pants dirty, so he hovered over the sand for 45 minutes. (I was also not jealous b/c my knees would have given out after 45 seconds...)

I did not shove my son at Big Elmo for a photo-op quickly before even the birthday boy got to see (his daddy dressed as) Elmo. (Seriously, Steph, I didn't realize, LOL!!!)

Speaking of pictures, I would never hide in my house and take pictures of a news reporter and cameraman in front of my house, fearful that they'd come to my door because I had not showered yet at 1:00 in the afternoon. Yikes! What kind of a loser would do that?

It does not bother me in the least bit that the "d" in "red" is really an upside-down "p" because we used all the other d's. Nope! I'm fine with it!

And lastly, yesterday morning, when Benjamin woke up, he was not feeling well. He didn't eat well and has his first cold. He is pretty congested and feels warm. He was in his high chair playing with some toys, and when I came back in the room, he had snot ALLLLLLLLLL over his face. No joke. It was the most snot I've ever seen come out of one person, especially a 16-pound person. And I did not call Matthew in to see it and I did not run for the camera and forbid Matthew to wipe it off until I'd taken a picture. NO!!!! And for those of you who don't have weak stomachs, you can not click here to view the Snotty Masterpiece of 2009.

Boy, there is just something reassuring about a baby who is *still* happy with snot all over his face.

Have a great week, everyone!!!!


Sarah said...

Oh my! That picture of Benjamin is not for the faint of heart or the newly pregnant! He is still adorable, snot face and all.

Amber said...

Never seen so much snot dripping into a huge smile!! lol Angela!

Kellye, Chad, Hayden, and Sebastian said...

I love it! He and Seb should get together and have snot rocket contests. We too had a boogie explosion worthy of note this weekend...but sadly, Chad did not find it picture worthy and instead I'm going on memory comparison.

Michelle said...

It must be a DS thing. Tessa has the most snott of any kid I've ever seen. We could put them together and they could be snott siblings... hahaha!!!

Courtney said...

OMG, Angela, that picture of Benjamin is disgustingly hilarious!!! Or hilariously disgusting! Haha!! :) Hope he feels better soon!

Stephanie said...

I think I threw up a little in my mouth but he is still so stinkin cute!!!
Love it that you forced ANdrew on Elmo at the party.
At least he didn't pee pee in his pants like most of the other kids!
brave little guy that he is!!!

Anna said...

oooooooooo hahahahahaaaaaaa!
That's me actually laughing out loud at B's Snot Masterpiece! Oh how funny! Snot doesn't scare me-I teach Kindergarten! :)

Anna said...

PS- I linky-ed you in my blog. :)

Kara said...

LOL at the snot picture, ewww!!

K, and if that's the inside of YOUR Sienna, I can see why you love it. Ours is nowhere near that nice. It's like ghetto van extreme.