Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Sorry for the hiatus last week. I did not post anything last week because I did nothing wrong all week. :)
As for this week, I was also a perfect angel(a). ;) Here are some things I would never do.
I did not leave the indoor lights to my van on all the way home from a birthday party on Saturday night so that Andrew could read his new book, and then leave it on longer because he thought it was cool. And because I didn't do that, I would never have taken several pictures over my shoulder while driving down the road. That is dangerous!
And at aforementioned birthday party, I did not take a certain amount of pride that my child didn't want to get the seat of his pants dirty, so he hovered over the sand for 45 minutes. (I was also not jealous b/c my knees would have given out after 45 seconds...)
I did not shove my son at Big Elmo for a photo-op quickly before even the birthday boy got to see (his daddy dressed as) Elmo. (Seriously, Steph, I didn't realize, LOL!!!)
Speaking of pictures, I would never hide in my house and take pictures of a news reporter and cameraman in front of my house, fearful that they'd come to my door because I had not showered yet at 1:00 in the afternoon. Yikes! What kind of a loser would do that?
It does not bother me in the least bit that the "d" in "red" is really an upside-down "p" because we used all the other d's. Nope! I'm fine with it!
And lastly, yesterday morning, when Benjamin woke up, he was not feeling well. He didn't eat well and has his first cold. He is pretty congested and feels warm. He was in his high chair playing with some toys, and when I came back in the room, he had snot ALLLLLLLLLL over his face. No joke. It was the most snot I've ever seen come out of one person, especially a 16-pound person. And I did not call Matthew in to see it and I did not run for the camera and forbid Matthew to wipe it off until I'd taken a picture. NO!!!! And for those of you who don't have weak stomachs, you can not click here to view the Snotty Masterpiece of 2009.
Boy, there is just something reassuring about a baby who is *still* happy with snot all over his face.
Have a great week, everyone!!!!