You know you're on a diet when...

You allow yourself to have some bacon with your egg-white omelet at breakfast, and you savor the memory of it all day. So much that you think of it while you're falling asleep.

In a dimly lit room, you see your son's play jacket, and you misread the words, "FIRE CHIEF" as "FIVE GUYS."



Instead of sitting down to eat three small candy bars in one sitting, you make one Hershey's Special Dark Miniature last four bites.

After picking up your son's prescription from the CVS drive-thru, you drive exxxxxtra slowly past Tres Amigos with your windows rolled down just in case you can smell the cheese enchiladas.

The jeans you haven't been able to wear comfortably in two years finally fit, and you find yourself wearing them all the time, even in temperatures that are too warm for jeans.